Star Wars kid.

William opened a present today, it was the Emperor from Star Wars... you know, the one that shoots lightning. Well, I was making lunch earlier and I hear "lightning "sounds coming from behind the counter, I see little Williams head peeping over the other side and the Emperor action figure looking at me. Then William jumps up and shouts " Emperor! Don't kill girls! Sorry mommy."

What does Christmas say?

William and I play a game, I ask him what a random thing says and he will answer with a random answer. We were playing that game today when I asked him, "William, What does Christmas say?" (We have decorations up and presents under the tree) His response was, "Don't touch!!!!"... At least he knows he isn't suppose to touch. 



I heard William laughing a little bit ago, so I asked him why. He said "Connor hit his face and got hurt, it was funny."

Connor loves pirates.

Connor took Wendy's pacifier away and yelled "Yar!!" Little pirate.

Wendy's first word!

Wendy said "Mama"! Her first word, I'm so excited that it was mama this time:) I left the room to go help the boys with something and she started yelling "Mama" over and over:)

Smart kid.

William wanted help sounding out a word earlier,I looked at it and said "hmm, that looks complicated." Just now I saw him looking at a word and he said " Mommy, that word is cupcaked..." LOL.

Sunshine of my life.

I was making William lunch when he looked up to me and said "you making me lunch? Oh thank you! I'm so proud of you mommy!" AH! I'm so lucky to have such good kids.


The other day I had Wendy on the couch, and she was laying in streams of sunlight, she was trying to grab the sunlight and bring it to her mouth so she could eat it. So cute!

Oh dear, time for a talk.

I just finished making dinner and we all sat down to eat, when William looked at me and said "What are you doing mommy? you go in the kitchen!" I'm pretty sure he didn't mean it "that" way but it sttill made me laugh.

From Jacob.

Yeah so my son Connor took it upon himself to lose the mouse to my laptop, so when I asked him "where's my mouse?" he replied by looking at me with wide eyes, and stretching his ears out like a mouse....I hate it when he's too cute to be mad at. It's enfuriating.

Bird's and the bee's.

The other day I was changing Wendy's diaper, and William who is 3 came over and watched and asked very seriously, "where did her penis go?" I replied, "William, she's a girl, she doesn't have one. He then said; "She doesn't want a penis! and she made it go away!.

Wendy was crying on the couch, so William went over to her and started singing, "Twinkle twinkle little star" it was working until he got really into singing it and scared her.

William is killing Wendy's doll with his axe.

William came up to me and said, in a very accusatory tone, "Mommy! Where's my candy?"

William was playing outside yesterday, and he ran inside with a really concerned look on his face and says "Mommy, the sky is too big!" 

Boys are so much fun... William and Connor managed to flood their bedroom, break my electric breast pump, put an entire package of diapers in the toilet along with some chapstick, all before 9:30 in the morning!

I asked William if he was poopy and he said "no mommy, I'm a boy"...

I got up with the kids this morning, and Jacob stayed in bed. So I told William to go tell Jacob that if he didn't get up mommy will give him a spanking, so he ran in the bedroom and told Jacob, And Jacob told him "Go tell mommy that she's a bad girl and needs a spanking" And William looked at him and said, "No she's n...ot a bad girl! and YOU need a spanking.

"My son started using the potty a couple days ago. But I have a problem, He won't get off of it! I've tried bribing him with his favorite foods and dragging him off of it.. nothing is working! he spent 6 hours on the potty two days ago So I decided to force him off when He's done, thats when I discorverd he is sitting o...n the potty holding it until he can't hold it anymore and then going! I don't know what to do!

Earlier William ran to the bathroom crying, so I followed him in there, and found him crying and saying "I'm not a baby anymore, I cannot be a baby." Then he sat on the potty for about an hour cring. And a couple minutes ago he peed and Said "Mommy! I'm a big boy!" Very triumphant.

I heard William talking to himself at breakfast, he was saying "I'm a big boy, and big boys like diapers, And Babies like the potty! And I'm a big boy!." 

Earlier William asked me, "What's wrong mommy?" I said, "I'm trying to trust God." to that he said "Read the bible, and the man was eaten by a big fish! and made the alligators!"