Wendy was crying on the couch, so William went over to her and started singing, "Twinkle twinkle little star" it was working until he got really into singing it and scared her.

William is killing Wendy's doll with his axe.

William came up to me and said, in a very accusatory tone, "Mommy! Where's my candy?"

William was playing outside yesterday, and he ran inside with a really concerned look on his face and says "Mommy, the sky is too big!" 

Boys are so much fun... William and Connor managed to flood their bedroom, break my electric breast pump, put an entire package of diapers in the toilet along with some chapstick, all before 9:30 in the morning!

I asked William if he was poopy and he said "no mommy, I'm a boy"...